Why is she wearing emerald green? She’s not Irish. We should have all been that lucky when we were her age! Ivanka. She can drink till kingdom come and she’ll always be protected. She’s my fave! The short in front-long in back look is so 2015! But I know why she’s smiling from ear-to-ear. But she’s such an ugly soul that I don’t like the dress on her. Jeez–she really looks like a witch when she smiles. Fake hair would really help her fake personality. And no amount of makeup would make that hag look anywhere near attractive. She looks stunningly beautiful!! Hahaha–I alternative facted! The dress doesn’t fit around the middle. Oh look! It’s the big “Alternative Factor” herself. And put some blush and lipstick on for cryin’ out loud. Don’t dress like you are the mother-of-the bride at a trailer park. What’s with the saggy look? And the spaghetti straps with the droopy off-the-shoulder hanging fabric? And I thought the fashions at the Golden Globes were bad. I think VP Pence is giving a “Heil Hitler” salute to Trump! Back to fashion–Mrs. The most unchristian Roman Catholic on earth! My good buddy Pope Francis doesn’t even like this guy. But always looking for a ray of sunshine, I love the updo and the lipstick! What the hell is she wearing? Did she dye one of the wild animals her moron sons hunted? And that purse–I thought it was some sort of exotic blue melon with a handle! The shoes–OMG–they need to be polished and the hemline on those pants…have you ever heard of a tailor? The demim jacket under the blazer? Oh please. She did attend the inauguration but I could not find any pictures of her ATTENDING this inauguration. Jesus, Mary and Joseph! While the First Couple of Grifters were enjoying their pre-inauguration dinner, Ivana was leaving New York City for D.C. This dress also makes her look washed out. Proof that money can’t buy good taste! Our First Porno Posing Lady needs to go to Princesse tam tam to get a proper bra. With all her husband’s money she couldn’t buy a decent bra? They are kind of saggy and need a bit of uplift. NUDE! It’s so befitting of her! The dress fits horribly across her well-endowed and very expensive bust. His pants are too short Melanoma, Malaria, Mesopotamia, Medusa, Morocco,Malta, Mississippi, Melania Trump in her favorite color. Not-My-President looks like he is about to shart. Oops! Can I say “spying”? I don’t want the CIA mens after me! Kravitz, I’m at my little window spying on the First Family. I speak the truth! Let’s have a look-see!Īnd just like Mrs. And I will not give you any “alternative facts”. Kravitz better!Ĭome along with me while I offer my honest opinions on some interesting ensembles and clothing choices. Kravitz is (BTW, I like her, the ORIGINAL Mrs. I’m just as appalled at some of the fashion choices as Mrs. Kravitz, the nosey neighbor in the TV show “Bewitched”, I just had to snoop the internet to find out what this alternative truthful family, along with their friends, wore. I’m talking the bright side of the Inaugural Fashions.Īnd though I didn’t watch the ceremonies of the day or evening, like, Mrs. I’m not talking a bright side to the next four years. You need to get dressed for your inauguration!ĭespite the sadness and the gloom over the inauguration, there is always a bright side. Two big dick-taters sharing everything they possibly can. (And just where was Vlad during the inauguration? My guess is that he had some “ girls” sent over from Russia and they all waited in a hotel suite for Mr. And this election was even less democratic because it was compromised by our President’s “ friend” *wink*, *wink*, *nudge*-Vladimir Putin. But-alas, America really isn’t a democracy when it comes to a Presidential election because of the electoral college. It was a sad day for many of us-especially those who voted for the woman who won the popular vote. Orange you glad you didn’t watch his inauguration? I know I am! It was the day #nevermypresident was sworn in as the 45 th President of The United States.
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